Pull up a barstool and enjoy yourself!  After all, you are at the Tavern.  If you need anything, be sure to check all of the FAQ's first before popping off like some know-it-all!  We don't take kindly to smart-asses around here.  (Unless, of course, your a regular, eh?)

My name is SlimJack and I'll be updating the writing on the walls as often as I can. If you have any suggestions that might help us swank up the joint, go ahead and drop 'em in the box.

Otherwise, enjoy yourself, and we hope to see you again real soon!

                                            - SlimJack